The future is here: Web 2.1

Categories: Humor, HTML/ColdFusion, JavaScript, Java, Potpourri, Flex/Flash

There's a new Web in town—Web v2.1! A new article over at Something Awful gives a humorous, yet insightful, look at the buzz phrase "Web 2.0".

Web 2.1 is the new standard for web sites and applications in the blogosphere collective information age. It is scaleable and easy to use, as well as being user friendly and designed with the end user in mind. In order to be Web 2.1 compliant, you must follow these guidelines:

  • If it comes to a rest on the floor for less than five seconds, you can eat it
  • No means no
  • Don't expose it to bright lights, get it wet, or feed it after midnight
  • Data is the next Intel Inside
  • If the kick returner signals for a fair catch but drops the ball, the other team can attempt to recover it

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